Introducing the pinnacle of debugging hardware!

Do you own a PicKit 1, PicKit 2, or any other product that isn't a FUCKit 3?

Well fuck you, you terrorist piece of shit.

We're pleased to announce the immediate availability of the FUCKit 3 programmer, which completely supercedes your (perfectly usable and reliable) piece of garbage.

We've completely removed the following list of useless features:

...And instead, we've introduced the following useful features:

Not convinced? Just look at these fantastic reviews!

I strained my back while spending the entire weekend trying to suck my own dick
- Tony Abbott

This one time, I shit so hard that it curved upwards and kissed me on the sack
- Tony Abbott

LOL, he's using 8 bits to store 1 bit of data!
- Tony Abbott

Buy now and we'll throw in a FREE asbestos dildo and an Arduino!



Fuck you, Microchip.